Who the heck is MEI?
Elite tutors. Zero fluff. Just brutally effective, adult-only English that gets results — and somehow makes you laugh while doing it.
Who We Are
We’re MEI: a crew of battle-tested, only Cambridge CELTA-certified pros who believe learning English should be serious, but never boring. No babysitting. No buzzwords. Just real adults, real progress — with a wicked sense of humour.
Why We Do It
Many English lessons are a bloody waste of time, many others are boring: we’re here to fix that. We teach the way we’d want to be taught: clear, sharp, engaging, with structure that gets results and conversations that feel like life — not school.
What We Believe
MEI runs lean, global, and fully remote. Every tutor’s a seasoned freelancer, working from where they live.
We believe in real work, real results — not deadweight, desks, or dull structures. It’s modern, efficient, fair.
Meet the MEI team
At MEI, excellence isn’t just a buzzword — it’s a bloody requirement. Every tutor you meet here is Cambridge CELTA-certified, battle-tested in the real world, and carefully handpicked not just for their teaching chops, but for their brains, humour, and instinct.
Because here, hard skills just aren’t enough — we teach adults, not robots. That takes finesse. That takes personality. That takes someone you’d actually want to talk to.
We’re scattered across the globe, but united in one mission: elite learning, no compromise. You’re in damn good hands.
Frequently Asked Questions
Real questions. Real answers. No corporate mumbo-jumbo.
You’ve got doubts, we’ve got straight answers — short, honest. If you’re still confused after this, just drop us a line. We’re surprisingly friendly.
What kind of training do you offer?
We offer one-to-one and paired classes for adults only. You can work on general English, business, academic, or certification prep — all tailored to your goals.
We can also teach you cross-stitch knitting, is just we suck at that.
Who are the tutors?
Cambridge CELTA-certified pros with a minimum of 10 years’ experience — plus sharp minds, serious humour, and the social skills of a high-end bartender. You’ll actually want to show up.
Are results guaranteed?
Only teenagers and idiots make promises. That said — yes, results are guaranteed if you do your part. We’re damn good at what we do, but we don’t hand out fluency like coupons. Let’s talk and map out your plan.
Is there a minimum commitment?
Yep. Private Classes are month to month — super flexible. Paired Classes require a 3-month minimum so your learning buddy doesn’t bail and kill the course before it even gets going.
What’s the cancellation policy?
Individual classes: cancel with 24h notice, no fees. Group or fixed-format courses: no refunds for missed sessions. Fair and simple.
How can I pay?
Bank transfer, debit or credit card via your student dashboard. Salmon accepted if it’s wild-caught and Canadian. We’re not savages.
Do you offer a trial class?
Not quite — we offer something better: a free consultation where we talk goals, check your level, and match you with the right tutor before you commit. If we think we’re not the best fit, we’ll even point you to a better option elsewhere. For free. No pressure, no hard sell — just genuine advice.
Can I really learn English online?
Mate, people learn quantum mechanics and how to fly planes online. With us? English is the easy bit. Just bring Wi-Fi and a pulse. Actually, no pulse needed, as long as they pay on time vampires, zombies and such are welcome.
Ready to give us —and yourself— a chance?
Want to know who’s running the show? Have a quick question?
Drop us a line or book a chat — no pitches, no pressure, no awkward follow-ups. Just honest —and ideally fun— talk.