Chemistry Call

Your first step to better English — no pressure, no strings attached.

Chemistry Calls are 100% free, zero commitment, and totally chill. It’s just a relaxed video chat where we get to know each other, talk about your goals, answer your questions, throw a few tips your way, and see if we vibe. No sales pitch, no pressure — just good conversation with a human who gives a damn.

Worst case? You leave with solid advice. Best case? You’ve found your new favourite English teacher.

Frequently Asked Questions

Real questions. Real answers. No corporate mumbo-jumbo.
You’ve got doubts, we’ve got straight answers — short, honest. If you’re still confused after this, just drop us a line. We’re surprisingly friendly.

What kind of training do you offer?

We offer one-to-one and paired classes for adults only. You can work on general English, business, academic, or certification prep — all tailored to your goals.
We can also teach you cross-stitch knitting, is just we suck at that.

Who are the tutors?

Cambridge CELTA-certified pros with a minimum of 10 years’ experience — plus sharp minds, serious humour, and the social skills of a high-end bartender. You’ll actually want to show up.

Are results guaranteed?

Only teenagers and idiots make promises. That said — yes, results are guaranteed if you do your part. We’re damn good at what we do, but we don’t hand out fluency like coupons. Let’s talk and map out your plan.

Is there a minimum commitment?

Yep. Private Classes are month to month — super flexible. Paired Classes require a 3-month minimum so your learning buddy doesn’t bail and kill the course before it even gets going.

What’s the cancellation policy?

Individual classes: cancel with 24h notice, no fees. Group or fixed-format courses: no refunds for missed sessions. Fair and simple.

How can I pay?

Bank transfer, debit or credit card via your student dashboard. Salmon accepted if it’s wild-caught and Canadian. We’re not savages.

Do you offer a trial class?

Not quite — we offer something better: a free consultation where we talk goals, check your level, and match you with the right tutor before you commit. If we think we’re not the best fit, we’ll even point you to a better option elsewhere. For free. No pressure, no hard sell — just genuine advice.

Can I really learn English online?

Mate, people learn quantum mechanics and how to fly planes online. With us? English is the easy bit. Just bring Wi-Fi and a pulse. Actually, no pulse needed, as long as they pay on time vampires, zombies and such are welcome.